February 2012
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bigbakabitches:
my entire life is just one big “wow ok”
nucleur:
someone punch me in the mouth with your lips
coleburkey:
when yolo has nothing to do with the situation but you still say it bc yolo
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textposter:
ive gotten significantly more depressed since joining tumblr but also significantly funnier
annawintour:
my favorite fairy in sleeping beauty is the rosie o’donnell fairy
beyoncebeytwice:
the hunger games
textposter:
sending your newborn baby to therapy because it wont stop crying
tocatchabreadator:
omg a boys sleepy voice is honestly the sexiest thing ever no joke
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i’ll never understand people who hate cigarettes but smoke weed
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1612th:
it scares me how impermanent all my internet friendships are like you could just delete and i’d never see you again in my life or hear from you ever again and that makes me really sad
patunes:
*falls in love with every guy that talks to me*
people i dont want to text: *texts me all the time*
people i want to text: *never text me*
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i am in love with every muscular black man
dadfather:
Activities: watching people go through puberty
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cokeekoalcosheenco:
if your middle name on facebook is some ghetto phrase i won’t take you seriously
channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
me: ok
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oh my fucking gosh this guy i’m talking to just sent me an IM and he was like “I thought I’d let you know you’ve gotten me horny on an extreme level :p hardest boner I’ve had in a while and all we did was fucking talk!!” kudos to me
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sometimes i forget that brittany murphy is dead so when i remember it just tears my soul apart UGH
commanderinqueef:
to write “you’re adopted” on her arms
gaymzee:
she wears short shorts i’m gay she’s cheer captain i’m gay
skankpatrol:
like i seriously want to be friends with a lot of y’all on here but i feel like you’re all a zillion times cooler than i am so i just quietly reblog
neneleakesweave:
honey if you can weave it you can achieve it (:
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omg omegle now has google translate BUILT INTO their chat thingy this is perfect for my foreign relations
